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PARKING VIOLATION

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STATE OR PROVINCE

LICENSE NUMBER

 

 

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TIME
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MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE


Thanks for the way you parked your car, you incredible ignoramus.


This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two.


Because of your bull-headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, not only have you taken up enough room for a 20-mule team, two elephants, one goat, and a troop of Cub Scouts at a Jamboree, but you have also managed to offend, rile, and infuriate every courteous driver in the local tri-state area.


The reason for giving you this, is so that in the future you may think of someone other than yourself. Besides, I don't like domineering, egotistical, simple-minded or chowder-headed drivers and you probably fit into one or all of these categories.


I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.


WITH MY COMPLIMENTS

Note: This "Ticket" is for venting and For Entertainment Purposes Only.

PARKING VIOLATION

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STATE OR PROVINCE

LICENSE NUMBER

 

 

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TIME
AM     PM

MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE


Thanks for the way you parked your car, you incredible ignoramus.


This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two.


Because of your bull-headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, not only have you taken up enough room for a 20-mule team, two elephants, one goat, and a troop of Cub Scouts at a Jamboree, but you have also managed to offend, rile, and infuriate every courteous driver in the local tri-state area.


The reason for giving you this, is so that in the future you may think of someone other than yourself. Besides, I don't like domineering, egotistical, simple-minded or chowder-headed drivers and you probably fit into one or all of these categories.


I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.


WITH MY COMPLIMENTS

Note: This "Ticket" is for venting and For Entertainment Purposes Only.

PARKING VIOLATION

_____________

_____________

STATE OR PROVINCE

LICENSE NUMBER

 

 

_____________

_____________

TIME
AM     PM

MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE


Thanks for the way you parked your car, you incredible ignoramus.


This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two.


Because of your bull-headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, not only have you taken up enough room for a 20-mule team, two elephants, one goat, and a troop of Cub Scouts at a Jamboree, but you have also managed to offend, rile, and infuriate every courteous driver in the local tri-state area.


The reason for giving you this, is so that in the future you may think of someone other than yourself. Besides, I don't like domineering, egotistical, simple-minded or chowder-headed drivers and you probably fit into one or all of these categories.


I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.


WITH MY COMPLIMENTS

Note: This "Ticket" is for venting and For Entertainment Purposes Only.

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